Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy

So my buddy is dating this girl and to my surprise they are completely shomer negiah, I am always shocked when anyone who is experienced in the biblical sense has a shomer negiah relationship just because when you have gotten it you know how good it is, and how it it is to give up. [Read more →]

I found this picture of the Gay Black Jewish Klansmen for Tolerance and Understanding and thought it was quite funny!

I am not sure if its a good thing that Shadchuns use the same practices as used car salesmen. It seems that used car dealers of the sort that are in old gas stations and have signs that everyone can be financed are usually not the most honest people, or maybe they are just telling you about the good points of the car so you will take it off the lot for a test drive. [Read more →]

So I’m at shul this weekend in Dallas, at the only large shul I have not been to yet and all is going well. The people are the coolest, most interesting and most normal of any shul as I have yet seen - and there’s a hot kiddush after shul. In fact I will give the Dallas Jewish community (which is made up of a bunch of breakaway shuls) kudos for always having hot kiddushes and having great cholent. [Read more →]

A few months back I published a post explaining to you all what exactly a Hot-Chani was, I now bring to you a snippet from the field guide to Hot Chanis written by my friend Mordy who runs the knish which is a Jewish version of the Onion. [Read more →]

I have to admit I am not much a fan of mikvah, just the thought of getting into a pool where a bunch of naked men are turns me off. The thought of these naked men not showering before is another turn off and just the thought of naked chassidish men scares the bejeebers out of me. My mikvah times are usually when I go skinny dipping on a hike or something.

what is proper mikvah etiquette is? [Read more →]

Once you have attended an orthodox Jewish wedding no one would argue with the statement that frum Jews cant dance, although we think we can and this can be witnessed at any frum wedding. Weddings are a time for us frum Jews to show off our poor dancing skills by slapping our feet on the floor in an effort to copy Michael Jackson or waving our hands in the air to do our version of the Yiddisher rave, it doesn’t work, we look like idiots, but its all in good fun.

What kind of frummy dance do you do at weddings? [Read more →]

How can one respond to non-stop shul talking? Is there really any way to stop it, or will it go on through all the pauses and bimah clops forever. Here is a list of the different ways that shuls have tried to stop the talkers. [Read more →]